201. tum hamesha muskurate rahomuskurate raho muskurate rahomuskurate raho muskurate rahomera kya jayega log tumhe hee pagal samjhenge.202. jale hue ko aag kehte hain, bujhe hue ko khak kehte hainjo tumhare paas nahin use dimag kehte hain203. dimag jiska ICE jivan uska NICEdil jiska PURE safalta mile SUREnazar jiski CLEAR wo bane sabka DEARaisa kaun aur kahaan haiaare poppat yaha waha kya dekta haiMAIN HOON NAA !!!!!!!!!204. kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhnadosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhnahamari yadon ki khushbu zarur aayegiaap bas apna mobile switch on rakhna205. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hotiamanat mein kabhi quyamatnahi hotidil ko sambhal ke rakhna dost kyonkiishq ki jail me kabhi jamanat nahin hoti206. phool kanto ke beech khilte hainhiiire pattharro ke beech milte hainghum ke baad khushi milti hai aurhum jaisa dost kismat walon ko milte hai207. jab kutte ki maut aati haijab kutte ki maut aati haijab kutte ki maut aati haitab kutta mar jata hai208. aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki mail mauka dekh kartumhe ek k..ki�.kis�.kiss�..kissa sunau ramayan ka209. tumhari ghazlein hum chand pe likhna chahte hainpar kya karein yeh khayal sirfamovasya ko aata hai210. abeo papal ke ped ke suke hue patte me chupe hue bhoot ke panje ke last ungli ke kate hue nakhun se behthe hue khoon ke beemarbacteriagood morning !!!!!!!!211. zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti haiek pal hki judaai muddat si lagti haipehle nahin aab sochte hain humhar lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai212. apple ka juicemango ka juicetarbuj ka juicebadam ka juicekhajur ka juicekaaju ka juice jo sms naa kare wo � MAHA KANJUS !!!!!!213. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai meindil duba hai gum ki gahrai meingumein mat dhundho duniya ki bheed meinhum milenge tumhari parchai mein214. hum ishq ki samandar mein dooba nahin kartegum ke pyale ko piya nahin karte wo to humein aap jaisa pyaara dost milawarna hum kisiko sms kiya nahin karte215. propose karne ka naya style !!!!!!CHAND KO TOD DUNGA, SURAJ KO FOD DUNGATU EK BAAR HAAN KARDE BUS��PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA216. aasman ko neend aaye toh sulay kahandharti komaut aye to dafnau kahansagar mein lehar aye to chupau kahanjab teri yaad aye to jau kahan217. jab tum haste ho tho lagta hai ki insaan pehle Bandar thadekho gussa mat hona, kyunki jab tum gussahote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai218. dil tod diya mera ab chita bhi jala denakafan na mile tho dupatta udha denakoi pooche rog kya tha thonazar jhuka kar mohabbat bata dena219. na chahat hai sitaron ki, na tamanna hai nazaron kijab tum jaisa ek dost mil jayeto kya zaroorat hai hazaaron ki220. bhul se bhi kisiko na rulanazindagi mein sabkeo hasanadushman ko bhi gale laganaphir bhi koi gum ho to is number pe phone lagana 221. devdas ki babuji ne kahaghar chod do maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha sharab choddolekin aap ko kisne kaha ki sms karna chod do��� ?222. har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai jise dekho wohi paraya haigir pade hai mohabbat ke dard seaur log kehte hai pee kar aaya hai223. tumhare liye chaand tare tod doonHonda city, Mercedes chod doon , maa baap chod doonAe dost itna kafi hai ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon.224. tu yaad kar ya na kartere na yaad karne k a koi gum nahitere na yaad karne ki adatere yaad karne se kum nahi225. har phool khushbudar nahi hotahar patthar chamakdaar nahi hotadosti dekh ke karna yaarhar dost hum jaisa dildaar nahi hota226. dil ko dhadkana aapne sikhayaaankhon se rulana aapne sikhayakaise hum kare aap se bewafai aap se pyaar karna bhi aapne sikhaya227. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi teri kami ka hai kahin ehsaasbhidost laakhon hain jahan mein merepar tu pyaara hai aur khaas bhi228. patient : doctor, yeh phoolon ka haar kiske liye hai?doctor : yeh mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liya, warna aap ke liye229. ek hi duniya mein rehte hainphir bhi mil nahi pate hainaap se acche to aapke khwaab hainaankh band karte hii chale aate hain230. dil jise bhoolna chahta haikyun har baat pe wo yaad aata hailamha lamha tadap jaate hain humjab bhi lab pe tera naam aata hai231. ek ladki thi deewani si, mobile leke ghumti thinazre jhukake, sharmake, mobile meinkuch karti thi, jab bhi milti thimujhsepoocha karti thi, yeh chaalu kaise hota hai232. suraj se kaho purab se nikalna chod detaaron se kaho timtimana chod dehum aapko bhool naa payengeapni yaadon se kaho hame sataana chod de233. kabhi yun hi aa meri aankhon meinki meri nazar ko bhi khabar naa hotujhe bhulne ki agar dua karun to bhi meri dua mein asar naa hoo ���.234. dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagitumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagiyeh ishq ki imtehan thi ya meri deewangihar surat mein teri surat nazar aane lagi235. ghum ne hasne naa diya, zamane ne rone naa diyaisi uljhan ne chain se jeene na diyathak kar jab sitaro se panaahlee aur neend aayetho uski yaad ne sone na diya236. gume ishq rehgaya haigume justju mein dhalkaraap meri nazar se chup gaye hainmeri zindagi badal kar237. saleekha ho agar bheegihui aankho ko padne kato behte aansu bhi aksar baat karte hain 238. kya aap ke sir pe SEENGH hai ? NO ! JUST CHECK IT CHECKED ? YES ! NAHI HAIN? NAHI ! ARE YOU SURE ? YES ! koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote .239. yaad karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi kartevirane mein phool kabhi khilanahin kartemagar itna yaad rakhna, hum jaise baar baar mila nahin karte240. kisiki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na thekisipe mar mitne wale hum na theaadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne kiwarna ke yaad karne wale hum na the241. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhiteri kami ka hai kahi ehsaas bhidost lakhon hain jahan mein merepar hai pyaare bhi hai aur khaas bhi242. chand lamho ki zindagi hainafraton se jiya nahi kartedushmano ki kya shikayat karejab dost hi mila nahi karte243. agar tumhare ghar ke pass koi ladki ho vo khoobsoorat ho, vo tumhepasand karti hotumhe ishare karke bulati ho,tum mat jaanakyun ki uske liye MAIN HOON NAA !244. andheri sadak sunsaan kabristaansooni haveli kala aasman raat hogai soja shaitaan245. yaad karte hai tujhe tanhai meinbasaya hai tujhe dil ki gahrai meinmat dhoondh mujhe duniya ke bheed meinhum milenge tumhe apni hi parchai mein246. mera mehboob aisa hai use dekh ke chand bhi sharmaayeuski ek jhalak pane ke liya, khuda bhi zami pe aajaye247. dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahihum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahizakhm chahe kitne bhi gahre kyun na hohum aap ke siva kisi ko kuch batate nahi248. zindagi mohtaaj nahi manzilo ki waqt har kisiko manzil dikha deta haimarta hai koi kisi se juda hokewaqt sab ko jeena sikha detahai249. toofaani raat thi, tare chamak rahi thekutte bhonk rahe the, main andheri raat meinsunsaan sadak se ja raha tha,achanakhaweli ka darwaaza khula maine dekhaek aurat safed saaree pehne hue lambe lambebaal bade bade naakhun maine uska peecha kiyawo mere aage aage main uske peeche peecheachanak haveli ka doosara darwaaza khulawo aage main peech phir ek damse jab wo seedi chad rahi thi maine uskisaari pakdi aur poocha is safedi ka raaz ?usne kaha tide ki safedi !250. apun dono ki dost ekdam jhakkas hona mangtahaijhakkas bole tho aupn hira tumotiapun sabji tu roti apun paani tu tankiapun tarzaan tu monkey back 1234home
