101. tujhe chahnewale kam na
honge
waqt ke saath shayad hum na
honge
chahe kisko bhi kitna bhi pyar
dena pr teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf
hum honge 102. badi asani se dil lagaye
jate hai
par badi mushqil se vade
nibhaye jate hai
le jate hai mohabbat un rahon
par jahan diye nahin dil jalaaye
jaate hain 103. mere marne par tum
aansr mat bahaana
mere marne par ae dost aansu
mat bahaana
yaad aye to sidha upar chale
aana 104. tussi bade great ho ,
rasgulle ki plate ho
sms karne mein great ho, par
jo bhi ho khuda ki kasam
mere pehle friend ho 105. dosti hori hai dil-o-jaan
lutaane ki liye
hum apni hasti mita de tumhe
pane ke liye
milne ki tumhe fursat nahi
hum sms karte hai apni yaad dilane ke liye 106.logon ko kehte suna aksar
zinda rahe to phir milenge�..
magar iss dil ne mehsoos kiya
hai pal pal milte rahe to zinda
rahenge 107.dost dil todna hamari
aadat nahin
dil hum kisika dukhaate nahin
bharosa rakhna meri dosti pe
dil mein basaake hum kisiko
bhulaate nahin 108. milne ki khushi na
bhichadne ka gum
na tanha na udas hai hum
kaise kahe kaise hain hum
bas yun samajh lo bahut akele
hain hum 109. raat kya dhali sitare chale
gaye
gairon se kya gila karun jab
apne chale gaye
jeet tho sakte they ishq ki
baazi hum bhi par tumhe jetame ke liye hum
harte chale gaye 110. agar kal hum na bhi rahe
humari yaad sada rahegi
sirf nazrein uthake chand ko
dekhna
humari dosti ki TASVIR wahan
rahegi 111. na chaho kisiko itna ki
chahat tumhari majburi ban
jaye
chaho kisiko itna ki
tunhara pyar uske liye zaroori
ban jaye 112. kafan na daalo yaro mujh
par
mujhe aadar hai muskurane ki
abhi kabar mein na utaro
mujhe umeed hai uske aane ki 113. munna bhai says : � life
mein 3 cheezon ke peechu
kabhi nahin bhagne ka
BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI . bole to
isne pe seedha chadjaane ka 114. chaho tho dil se hume
mita dena
chaho tho hum ko bhula dena
par yeh wada karo ki aayi jo
kabhi yaad hamari
rona mat sirf muskuraa dena 115. kabhi kee hogi suraj nee
chand se mohabbat
tabhi to chand me daag hai
mumkin hai ki chand se hui
hogi bewafai
tabhi to suraj ke seene mein aag hai��.. 116. LADKA : janeman iss dil
mein aaja
LADKI : sandal nikalu kya ?
LADKA : arey pagli mandir
thodi hai aise hee aaja 117. dil ki galion mein koi
gham na ho
hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam
na ho
bas yehi hai dua ki tum khush
raho kya pata hum agar kal ho na
ho 118. exam ke char din pehle
jab syllabus dekha to ek gaana
yaad aaya
�KUCH TO HUA HAI , KUCH HO
GAYA HAI
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI, SAB KUCH NAYA HAI � 119. har mulaqat unn se
adhuri si rahi
har khushi mein kuch kami si
rahi
khwab kya dekhe humne
tumhare ab to neendh ki aankhon se
dushmani si rahi 120. a mere sms mer dost ke
paas jaane
agar wo busy ho to shor mat
machana
agar wo free ho to dheere se
kehna � TAKE CARE AND GOOD NIGHT
� 121. bahut cheezein lut chuki
hai tujhse dil lagaane ke baad
isliye room ki har cheez check
karta hoon ek tere aane se
pehle ek tere jaane ke baad
122. wo kya hai * ho ISHQ mein hai *** DIL mein hai ***
MANN mein hai **** lekin
DHADKAN mein nahi hai ? *
Guess�**** sochoo kya hai wo
**** AAMIR KHAN 123. raatein gumanam hoti
hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai
hum zindagi kuch iss tarah
jeete hai ki har lamha dosto
ke naam hota hai 124. royange aankhen
muskrane ke baad
aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke
baad
oh jaanewale zara mudke tho
dekh shayad yeh zindagi na rahe
tere jaane ke baad 125. dol gumsum, labh
khamosh
yeh aankhen aaj nam kyun hai
jo kabhi apna hua hee nahin
usey khone ka itna ghum kyun
hai 126.ruth kar tum mujhe
bhulane lage
itne door ho ke bahut yaad
aaney lage
kaise bhula doon tumhe main
ekpal main jab tumhe paane mujhe
zamanay lage 127. kya aap confidence se
chalet hain
kya aap penalty bharte hain
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte
hain
tho aap sms kyun nahi karte hain ? 128. dard ko bhi ab dard hone
laga
dard khud hi ghav bharne laga
dard ke mare hum na roye
kabhi
dard khud hum ko chookar rone laga 129. new year ke mahine
mein aapko
tata ka status, ambani ki
daulat
vajpayee ka dheeraj, laden ki
himmat aur bush ki taqat de 130. dekhi hazaro mehfil par
ye fiza kuch aur hai
jalwe dekhe hai hazaaro
magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai
waise to hazaaro hai jaam par
AAPKA nasha kuch aur hai 131. hum tere dil mein
rahenge ek yaad bankar
tere lab pe khilenge muskan
bankar
kabhi apne juda mat
samajhna hum tere saath challenge
aasman bankar 132. aankho may raha dil may
utar kar na dekha
kasti ke musafir ne samandar
na dekha
patthar mujhe kehta hai mera
chahne wala main moam hun usne mujhe
chookar na dekha 133. hasinone haseem bankar
gunaah kiya
auro ko tho theek humko bhi
tabaah kiya
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein
unki bewafai ko aurone to theek unhone bhi
wah wah kiya 134. aap gairon ki baat karte
hai
humne apno ko azmaya hai
aap kanto se bachkar chalet
hain
humne phoolon se chot khaya hai 135. machhar ne jo kata dil
mein junoon tha
khujli itni hui dil besukun tha
pakda tho jaane diya yeh soch
kar
sale ki ragon mein apna hi khoon tha 136. badi muddat se chaha hai
tujhe
badi duaon se paya hai tujhe
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to
kaise
kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe 137. kehte hain ki ishq mein
neend ud jaati hai
hame bhi koi ishq kare,
kambakht neend bahut aati
hai 138. kamala ke nakhre tere,
ajeeb tere style hai
sms bhejne ki aadat nahi aur
haath mein mobile hai 139.pyaara sa ehsaas ho TUM
har pal mere paas ho TUM
jeeneki aas ho TUM manka
vishwaas ho TUM
isliye mere liye kuch khaas ho
TUM 140. dared dil sehna asan nahi
hota
keemti cheez ke har koi kabil
nahin hota
yeh to rab ki meherbaani hai
warna popat ke paas mobile nahin
hota 141. mil jaye koi naya to
hame na bhool jaana
koi rulaye tumhe to hume
yaad kar lena
dost hain tumhare khushi na
sahi gum hi bata lena 142. do pal ki bhi khushi nahi
to kya
hum umr bhar gum ke sahare
guzaar lenge
kya hua jo hamari girl friend
nahi hum aapke girl friend ke
sahare jee lenge 143. jabse nazar mile aapse
naa jaane mujhe kuch ho gaya
raat ki neend nahi rahi, din ka
chain kho gaya
yeh pyar nahi mujhe
conjunctivitis ho gaya 144. mere mobile ka accident
ho gaya hai aur
doctor ne kaha hai ki bahur
sare sms chadhane padenge so
plz DONATE
much more sms its urgent 145. abhi bole to bhai ko tere
sms nahi aarele
bhai ka khopdi bot tight he bol
nikalu kya
tere lucky draw ? bole to do
char sms chipka dal sender : MUNNA BHAI 146. hum raat ki tanhai mein
aawaz diya karte hain
aur sitaron se apka zikr kiya
karte hain
na aaya karo khwabo mein
hamare hum BHOOT se bahut dara
karte hain 147. superman ud raha hai,
shaktiman dushmano se lad
raha hai
spiderman diwaron pe chad
raha hai , aur Doberman sms
pad raha hai 148. AKASH mein panchi flying
BADAL mein bhavre gaying
Hum tum pe itna dying
Jitna sea mein water lying 149. kya kar raho ho ?
busy ho ?
kitne bus ho ?
thoda ho ? ki
bahut ho ?
agar thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ? aur
agar zyada ho to
sms kyon padh rahe ho ? 150. chand mein dekha to aap
dikhe
badal mein dekha to aap dikhe
taaron mein dekha to aap
dikhe
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