Women's nature as per bra
size..
3O"=innocent
32"=calm
34"=defensive
36"=sexy
38"=hot
4O"=aggressive
42"=out of control
44"=neighbour's pride,
owner cries.. Arz kia hai ke..
Wo aai apke sapno m aur
apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah..
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur
apko b santosh ho gya..
Ab so ja londe
Wah-wah Santa ne Omlet banane ke
liye Anda tora
Jab Anda tora to Anda
khali nikla
Santa: Iski Maa ki!
Salay aj kal ke Murgay bhi
"KAMASUTRA" istemaal
krty hein. All is Well remix:
Jab Lun ho out of control,
SofeY main kr k Hole,
SofeY main kr k hole,
Lun ko ghusa ke bol
All is well..
TatteY kya janey lorre ka
kya hoga,
Choot milegi ya khusre pe
try hoga,
Koi na jaane is lorre ka kya
hoga,
To hath ghuma,lun hila
MUTH lga k bol.,
O Chutu,
All Iz Well. Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya
Jalaane k Liye..
Gaur Kijiye, Aayi Thi Meri
Kabar Pe Diya Jalaane k
Liye.
Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gayi,
SUHAGRAAT Manane k
Liye ! dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag
lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata
chala wo us area ki
chameli thi Dil Se Dil Mila Lena
Jaan Se jaan Mila Lena
Jab B Meri Yaad Aye To
Rona Nhi Ae DOST
Bus
GAAND Main Ungli Daal Ke
Hila Lena..; Master To Student :
A B C D Se Sharu Honewale
Alphabets Se Sentence
Banao.?
Student:
A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijye! arz kiya hai...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso
ka saag.
wah...wah...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso
ka saag.
wah...wah...
Mai ga#d marne aa raha
hu, jaha bhagna hai bhaag. Ladkiya pant k niche kya
pehenti hai?
.
..
..
Chappal!!
..
U dirty
Mind?
..
Niche pucha tha, andar
nahi! Na Hum aids se derty hain
Na hi Condom se kerty
hain,
Hum to duniya se derty
hain Iss liye Haath se kerty
hain
HAPPY MUTTHH DAY Send
this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL
friends Biwi ko khus karne k 3
tarike
1 roz uski leni chahiye
"KHABAR",
2 roz uska dabane chaiye
"PAIR",
3 roz apna khol k uske
hath me rakh dena chaiye
"PURSE". Zindagi mai sab say ziyada
khatarnak seen kia ho ga ?
.
.
socho ???
.
.
Pragnant larki kay sat sex
karo aur andar bacha l*nd
pakarlay . Santa Saali Se
Teri Didi Masrof Hai to
Nikkey kO Doodh Piladey
Sali:
Mera to Doodh Hi Nahi ata
Santa: Hairat Hai DiSplay to
Bara Show Sha Wala hai. Arz kiya hai.
Wah wah.
Bhosdike pehle sun to le!
To arz kiya hai 10 rupe k
12 kele
10 rupe k 12 kele ab EK EK
KARKE GAND ME LE LE..
wah !! wah !! Ladka: Matak Matak k
chalti ho, Kya maar dalogi,
Hamein nahi dogi to kya
anchar dalogi.
Ladki: Matak matak k
chalti hoon, chal hi meri
aisi hai, jake apni maa ki
le-le uski bhi meri jaisi hai. 7 dost suhagrat k bad..:-P
1st
Meri bv to 1110 jesi nikli
jesy mrzi use kro
2nd
meri bv 3310 nikli..
’36′ saal ka purana
model
3rd
meri bv N95,
zara pyar sy chalana parta
hai
4th
Meri bv to blackberry hai..
Got everything but
complicated
5th
Meri bv Dual Sim hai
kbi age dalo kbi pechy
dalo
6th
meri bv saali china mobile
hy,
pehli rat mai choot phat
gai
7th
bechara roty huy bola..
Oye yaro lut gya, barbad
ho gaya ray,
Mera set Khula hua nikla:-) SUHAGRAT ko Pati thik se
kar nahi paya..
SAAS: Bahu, suhagrat kaisi
rahi?
BAHU: Maaji, Grah pravesh
to 2 bar hua, par "Grah
Shanti" nahi ho pai. Ek din mila wo muj se,
.
buja buja sa,
.
jhuka jhuka sa
.
Thaka thaka sa
.
Udasion me
.
Racha bassa sa
.
.
Muje andaza ho gya k
ga*doo m*th mar k aya
ha' Agar aapki gand
mein”BoMB”laga diya jaye
or uska button kisi
k”LUN”Dalne se off ho to
aap aisi halat mein
apni”GAND”Kise dena
chahe gein
reply must! Balance nahi hai ? 1 B SMS
Nahi Kar Rahe Ho?
Nasbandi Karva Lo. Sarkar
1200/-Degi.
Fir Balance Dal Lena. ISI KO
KAHTE HAI DEMOCRACY
"WHAT AN IDEA Sir ji" Arz kiya hai....
tir kya chalati ho, dhar to
talwar me hai,
duppate se kya chupati ho,
maal to salwar me hai.. Ek moti lady dukaandar
se-
Bhaiya wo wali Brra meri
size ki Lgti hai.
Zara dikhao. Dukaandar-
Madamji wo to Scooter ka
Stepney Cover Hai! Johny Johny
Yes Papa
F~ckin Girls?
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless f~ckers. Wife To Husband:
Sex karty Waqt Ap Hips ko
Nocha Tu Mat karen!
Peechy Sy Nokrani Boli:
BB G !
Achi Tarah Samjhao,
Mujh se to ab betha b nhi
jata.. 1 Admi ki shadi Mobile
compny me kam krne wali
Larki se hui�
Shohar Ghungat uthane
lga to Boli.
braye Mehrbani is Menu se
intikhab kijiye�
Bed pr bithane k liye 1
dabaye
Ghungat uthane k liye 2
dabaye
Batein krne k liye 3 dabaye
Soney k liye 4 dabaye
Shohar�
Ab ye bi bta do Bache
paida krne k liye kya
dabau
Bivi boli system is nmbr ki
shanakht ni kr raha
Braye mehrbani Mazid
malomaat k liye mari ami
sy rabta kren
Mujse Shadi krne ka
Shukria!!!!! Ek nawab ki shakal
ek dhobi se milti thi.
nawab ne dhobi ko pucha-
kya
tumhari amma hamare
mahal me
naukri karti thi?
Dhobi-nahi huzur ,
mere abba karte the.. Ladki:condom
dena.
Dukandar:Kis liye?
Ladki:Bhosdike,
tere baap ko gift
dungi,
taaki tere jaisa kam
dimag ka dusra
paida na ho. Home
