Ye teri muskan bhi, kya gazab ada dhaati hai,
Bina kisi maksat ke, dil ko dastakde jati hai,
Na kahti hai ye kuch, na hi kuch batlati hai,
Dekhu jab bhi mai isko, ye to sharma jati hai,
Ye teri muskan b.....
Apne kale balo ko, jab tu aise lahrati hai,
Samajh nahi aata kuch b, dhadkan meri bad jati hai,
Udte hai jab ye aise to, kali ghata chha jati hai,
Dheere dheere haule haule, dil ko mere tadpati hai,
Apne kale balo ko...
Aankhe teri jheel si, shabnam ye chhalkati hai,
Bina kahe humse kuch b, sab kuch ye kah jati hai,
Jab b dekhu mai isko, to khud mai mujhe dubati hai,
Suljhata hu jitna isko, utna ye uljhati hai,
Aankhe teri...
Sari bate bhul gaya mai, bas yaho samajh mai aati hai,
Kuch aur nahi bhaata ab to, bas tuhi mujhko baati hai,
Ye teri muskan bhi, kya gazab adaa dhati hai,
Bina kisi maksad k, dil ko dastak de jati hai.. Rahne Do Asmaan Zamin Ki Talash Karo
Sab Kuch Yahi Hai Na Kahi Aur Talash Karo
Har Aarju Puri Ho To Jine Ka Kya Maza
Jine K Liye Bas Ek Kami Ki Talash Karo…
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Duriya Hi Dosto Ko NAZDEEK Lati Hai
Duriya Hi Ek Duje Ki YAAD Dilati Hai
Dur Rehkar KAREEB Hai Dost Itna
Duriya Hi Is Bat Ka EHSAS Dilati Hai…
`
Nafrat Koi Kar Nhe Sakta
Apke Pyar Ka Karz Koi Bhar NheSakta
Dil Ke Sbse Kareb Hai Apka Pyar
Apse Badkar Koi Pyara Ho Nhi Sakta…
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Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Jaenge
Roenge Bohat Magar Ansoo Na Aenge
Jaab Saath Na De Koi To Awaz Dena
Asmaan Par Bhi Honge To Laut Aenge…
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Koi Ankho Ankho Se Bat Karleta He
Koi Ankho Ankho Se Mulakat KarLeta He
Bada Muskil He Javab Dena
Jab Koi Khamos Rehkar Saval Kar Leta He…
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Har Us Lamhe Me Yaad Aaoonga
Jab Tum Tanhayee Me Roya Karogi
Jagte Jagte Thak Kar Soya Karogi
Ankh Ke Band Hote Hi Yaad Aaoonga…
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Ae Aasmaan!
Apne Chand Pe Itna Ghuroor Mat Kar
Ek Chand Sa Dost Hum Bhi Rakhte Hain
Log Tareef Karte Hain Tere Chand Ki
Par Misaal Mere Dost Ki Dete Hain…..
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Jasbaate Ishq Naakaam Naa Hone Denge
Dil Ki Duniya Mein Kabhi Shaam Naa Hone Denge
Dosti Ka Har Ilzaam Apne Sar Par Le Lenge
Par Dost Hum Tumhe Badnaam Na Hone Denge…
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Hum Se Bichar Kar Benaam Ho Jao Gay
Sodagaron K Haaton Neelam Ho Jao Gay
Humain Acha Nahi Lagta Tera Har 1 Se Milna
Har Kissi Se Milo Gay Tou Aam Ho Jao Gay…
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Mary Dil Ka Dard Kis Ne Dikha Hai
Mujhe Bass Khuda Ne Tarptey Dikha Hai
Hum Tanhai Ma Baithe Rote Hain
Logo Ne Humen Mahfil Ma Hasty Dikha Hai… Kyon khush ho jata hun main
tumhari khushi dekhke
kyon ho jaata hun main hataash
tumhein udaas dekhke…
Chahak sa uthta hun main kyon
jab milne ki baari aati hain
par kyon milne baad ghanto
neend nahi aati hain…
Aankhein band karne se kyon
yaad tumhari aati hain
par jab khulti hain toh
kyon phir tu samne aati hain…
Aanso tere tapakte hain
to main kyon sisakta hun
jara si tu hasti hain
toh main kyon nikharta hun..
Jab bhi dekhta hun tumhe
bas yeh sochta hun
pucho tumse ya tumse kahun
Dil or aankh……, dil ne kaha aankh se dekha karo kaam dekhte ho tum tarapte hain hum aankh ne kaha dil se socha karo … Teri aankhon mein woh pyaar dikhta hai
jis pyar se baqi har ek mujhe bekar dikhta hai
zara rehne do mujhe aur us ki yadon mein doston
ke us hi yadon mein mujhe apna ghar baar dikhta hai
kaise soch kun ke mein usse pyar na karun
aakhir us ek mein hi mujhe apna pura sansaar dikhta hai
meri qismat to chhupi hai mere khwabon mein
kyunke mere har khwab mein mujhe wahi dildar dikhta hai
wo kehti ke mein na jaagun raat bhar per wo kya jaane
mein to soya rehta hun yeh merapyar hai jo bedar dikhta hai… Rakhun dil mein ye baat ya keh
dun…
Sun jara bas itna bata
Main aisa kyon hun
Main aisa kyon hun… Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…
Wife: Aur Kya?
Aur…
Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :( Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..
`
Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
`
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
`
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:? Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
`
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..
Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
`
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
`
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
`
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
`
Zindagi K Raaz…
Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…
Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye
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Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?
To usne batya
Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya…
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Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,
Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle
`
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
`
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!
`
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai… Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.
`
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
`
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..
`
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
`
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..
`
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…
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Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
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Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!
`
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
`
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
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Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai
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Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
`
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
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