Teacher: tum chote ho ya tumhare papa? Boy: papa! Teacher:woh kaise? Boy: maine to mummy ka dodh pina kab ka chor diya papa abhitak pite hai
Husband: shadi k bad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gai hai.Wife: kutte se kya barabri karoge wo to 10ghanta lund fasa k rakhta hai. Tumhari 2 mint me gand fat jati hai.
Ladki aadmi ke paas gai..... Aadmi ne dekha...... Pakda..... Piche se khola..... Aur dal diya...... Ladki bahot kush thi..... Pahli bar dalwarahi thi na.... Mobile me sim
Ek baccha aunty ke panty dekh bola iske andar kya hai? Aunty: sigri hai. Bhaccha: meri mung falli seku kya? Aunty: nahi sham ko tere uncle esme butta sekenge
Laknow k nawab sahab jate hai to upar se ek bra un par girti hai. Nawab sahab:Wah! Miyaa aam khud kha rahe ho aur chilke hum par phek diya
Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai! Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai? Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai
Ek bhikari bar girl k ghar bheek mangne jata hai. Aur doodh mangta hai to woh apna nipple munh me laga deti hai wo bola Achcha hua maine pani nahi manga
Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se dekh raha tha Q k usne apne baal Laal hara aur nila kiye huye tha.Boy: Kya babaji jawani mein kabhi kuch aisa nahi kiya kya? Old man: Ek mor ko choda tha shayad tum mere hi bete ho
Old man: doctor meri age me sex style kya hona chahiye! Doc: doggy style. Old man: aapka matlab peeche se daloo. Doc: nahi saale sirf soongh aur chaat
