Comedy Hindi Jokes Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai. Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaungaSARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..! Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge, BETA-Nahi MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge, BETA-Nahi MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge, BETA-Nahi MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega. Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya, wah wah! Phir.. phir.. Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya. Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kisi Aur Ki ;-) Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baatMobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola: Ye kya? Rani boli miss call yaar. Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki.. har sms bhejne se pehle, SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche.. Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha. Comedy Hindi Jokes Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.” Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.” Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye apna figure kharab mat karo.” Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola, “To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.” Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.” Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche sepoocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao. ” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao. ” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”. ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha, “aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?” Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.” Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?” bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.” ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor kaphone aaya. Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai, aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?” aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchikhabar suna do.” Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.” Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?” Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.” Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light jal gayi, Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!! Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre Teacher(Gusse se): How? Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M. College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN! Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain?? Student- sharmate huye bola sir.. Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT park, Chinar park, MAYUR park... Hindi Jokes Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain? Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi. Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne rotimain kitna saare ghee laga diya.. Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai, Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye… chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai… tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon.. Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon. Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha, doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha, teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha… is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin. Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain. Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge. Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena. Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisizindagi se to marna achcha hai. Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi ganagaya , sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab log phirse bole , “once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.abki baar phir sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne kaha,”mere pyare sunne walo, main aapka mere liye pyaar samajhta hu, per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.” Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin gaaoge, tumko gana padega.” Comedy Jokes in Hindi teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao. bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabdsune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar. ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga? doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega. manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai." aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon." adhyaapak:-bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye? sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye. Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai? Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai? Aadmi:-nahin to.. bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai. Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai. Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe 1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil rahi hai. Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha:- are sunita gajab Ho Gaya.dekh toPados Ki do Auraten teri Saas ki pitaai kar Rahi Hain. Sunita padosan Ke Sath chat per Aayi Aur chhupkar pitaai Dekhane Lagi. padosan Ne Pucha, Aap Madad Karane Nahi Jayengi ? Sunita - Nahi nahin do Hi bahot Hain Hilarious Hindi Jokes Teacher:-batao baad aur sukhe main kya fark hai? Mantra ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka. Teacher:-batao who kaise? Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main. Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho. Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to yebhi nahin pata ki badook ka muhkidhar karna hai? Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahinbhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga. Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the. Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain,wo bahot achchi hai. Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain. Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi. Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi. Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai? Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain. Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the. Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai? Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai? Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin. Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai. Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak huatha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise? Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the. Funny Comedy Jokes in Hindi Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the, aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge ? ? Bahut masti ho gayi yar ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur.. Kaha- Ek Anda Dena.. Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi?? Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo. Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge Student-shadi.. Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge Student-dulha.. Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge student-dulhan! 1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi. Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h" Aadmi-Lo Batao, Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta. PITA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HOGAYA TO MUJHE PITA MAT KEHNA. KUCH DIN BAD PITA:KYA HUA TERE RESULT KA? SON:SORRY YAAR RAM PRASAD MAIFAIL HO GAYA. Hindi Funny Comedy Jokes Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya Ali,Kya Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali 1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha. 1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi, Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha. Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me.... Premi:(!=!0!>XE~?1!!:E'&A?>#^^E"!$>,'>,'E=*?#:P(+>!*"@&=Le Padhle.....! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R ST U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai find it... 2 times padhte ho sharam nahi aati ? ABCD me 1 kaha aata hai? Hindi Comedy Jokes Old : pehla pehla pyar hai, aayi bahar hai, aaja more sajan tera Intazar hai. New : Duja teja pyar hai, dil bekarar hai, aaja mere sajana verna Chautha taiyaar hai…! Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jatihai Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale Aate hai..! Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya, unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye. Hindi Comedy Jokes Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao Ladki : chapal nikali kya? Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao. Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!! Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga! Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha. Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu? Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!! Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz………. Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti……… Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !! Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu, Khana abhi tak nahi aaya? Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!! Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye! Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!! Teacher – bolo A for Apple , Student – A for apple, Teacher – jor se bolo, Student – jai mata dee!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho He he he he he he he he he he he…… Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi…. Ha ha ha ha ha!! Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”. Maine tujhe dekha…dekhta hi gaya…dekhta hi gaya….. Aur fir…ek din mujhe… ….Chashma…lag gaya!! home back
